The Story: "SUV: The Musical!" is a timeless love story in the classic theatrical mold, an old-style, three-hankie, "boy-meets-girl, boy-designs-really-big-car-for-girl, girl-leaves-boy-for-environmental-activist, boy-is-sentenced-to-death-for-crimes-against-humanity" story. Follow our hero, environmentalist Max Blank, as he takes on the entrenched interests, a double-dealing Saudi sheik, and two randy crash test dummies on the way to foiling Behemoth Motor Corporation's plot to destroy America and falling in love at the same time. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scrawl graffiti all over the next SUV you see!
